I didnt know it was a widespread thing but i always wanted someone to break into my home just so i could have an excuse to kill someone more as a fantasy thing like rape fantasies nobody actually enjoys it happening but its super nice to fantasise about

When i was a kid i fighted another kid... It beated the sh*t out of me -_- i wasnt and i am not good at fighting Also if the people get away of the "Lone Wolf Guy" when it snarls at them its because its f*ck*ng ugly, my face is no better but whit that expression he seems like an drug addict

The first one is literally just lyrics from a song

8:54 dear god, hide the kids

The kali one was just hilarious- "I'm so strong I'll shoot you with a gun" child you could be a stringbean you don't need muscle to fire a gun

america is shit, some people are like "me no wear mask, is americ and i am fre!11!!!!!" for no reason.

Bruh it makes me so disappointed to hear people saying that they're the "alpha wolf" or "lone wolf". Wolves don't need this kind of discrimination!!

2:30 Gives the same vibes as that one chick from DBZ. "I'm a champion at Russian roulette, haven't lost yet *blows brains out*

I feel like the people trying to act “badass” are like 9 or 10 year olds

...but K&N filters actually are lifetime filters.. you clean them instead of replacing them, Robin I--

the katana dude has been watching too much anime, most likely thinks it can split a human if cut correctly.

roblox roleplayers be like:

ROBIN IS MY IDOL 😍😍😍

Ladies and gentlemen AND nonbinary pals :P

Why did you moan in the intro **also please refer to me as nothing except "whatever-the-fuck" 15:32

NASCAR?

ArE yOu RaCiSt AgAiNsT tExAnS???????? 13:12

Me on Twitter, me smart.

oh I can't stop cringing...

This whole subreddit is the reincarnation of the Navy seal copy pasta

This whole subreddit is the reincarnation of the Navy seal copy pasta

This whole subreddit give off the energy of that one Navy seal thing from a kid that I think got mad at cod

So... When I watched Serial Experiments Lain back in the day, despite paying very close attention to everything, I think I've missed the part where Lain was an incel gamer. I thought the series focused on questions about individuality, growth, personality, technology, relations with the outside world and reality. My bad, I guess I got it all wrong. I was a series about gamers saying the N word, that women can't cook and that they can't get a girlfriend. Damn, what a mistake. I should've watched it again.

4:27 please tell me someone replied “is that because it’s in your ass”

I lost it when you said this is so fake. Who the HELL walks into spencers

I used to be one of these people when I was in 6th grade

Bro the guys head in the thumbnail looks like a damn balloon

12:35 I'm guessing that guy has a reason. K&N filters last far longer than disposable ones and can be cleaned, so you never replace them, you just clean them every 30K-50K miles. That's why there's a K&N sticker on the filter cover. I use them and mechanics just see the sticker and leave the filter alone. I'd bet that some asshat mechanic sold the guy's wife a disposable filter and trashed the expensive K&N one at some point, hence the extra "warning."

More like emgay

This is honestly funny, the fact all the tough guys" probably are the "bullies" of there school but if somebody fought them once there reputation would spiral from there

Read more for cringe Stalkin’ Robin

5:46 One word: spear

I am an avid redditor and I argue against katana, they still look cool tho.

i cant even this is too much cring "i am kinda big deal around interned so dont mess with me " b r u h h h h

Robin's Stand should get a cool name

everybody gangsta until all of these people show up at your house and they were all telling the truth

I couldn't finish the video cause the kids in my basement were screaming again man there so annoying

9:43 choccy milk

11:39 WOLF DO NOT HAVE ALPHA, BETA, OMGEA DYNAMICS. I’m tired of people thinking there is because of people like this

8:50 did I just hear an attempted Russian accent CuZ I CaN dO bEtTer aNd iM noT eVen RusSiaN. On a more serious note was that an attempted Russian accent or do I need my ears checked ;-;

11:54 EmKay is reading it like a rap and I´m vibing. It would flow perfectly with "and I´ll show you the difference between a man and a daddy" We need more gay rap yall.

yes

"Stop Pissing me off, I can play god and cut off your Oxygen." Is from a Nascar Aloe song. They really did that to dude 💀

7:40 it makes it better that his profile picture is left shark

Please don't rag on system of a down man. They aren't as cringe as Landen, and they are actually really good.

Yes

11:40 I mean you actually don’t have to replace those but still insane to put that on it

5:08 plot twist he’s actually from that viral fight video in 000s when that one dude wrecked 4 guys

Intro is from Nascar aloe he said that in his song

1:15 I would do the same but without the edgey crap. You kill my dog, I kill you, it is my sworn duty as his majesty's royal guard to guard him with my life.

The thumbnail made me cringe so much

some person: "do not get on my bad side or you will run in fear." me: *pulls our gun* now this here is what i call american uno *loads gun* now draw 4

"guys, gals, and non binary pals"? Nah nah nah, from now on we're clipping Robin saying "man, woman, or whatever the fuck"

That "huh?" at the very beginning caught me off guard

Dutlniv tioogattlyg

the thumbnail looks like his face was drawn in

10:35 people like this is why I go outside in a skirt. Having them scream at me for half an hour incoherently is very entertaining. If I can confuse them while I'm at it, even better. Make guttural noises to have them call you the devil.

8:08 bro I actually know this guy. he has a twin brother named skyler and extreme anger issues. the amount I've seen him cry because someone took his glasses is immeasurable and beautiful

If someone kidnapped my wife, the first logical thing to do is call the authorities. I don't know if the kidnapper planned ahead or if he has anyone else with him which is likely. Why am I talking about this?

Aye Kali took my name

you see i dont physically scar people because im weak but i can mentally scar people 😎

Damien was always the best, since he left I got bored of watching

I am so cool I stubbed my toe and I only cried for a hour i even fell of the stairs and I didn't cry a single but I can be yuor devil or yuor angle 😇😈 I'm a sike o path

9:07 can confirm you can punch a hole with a small weak child fist (as long as theres no wood obstructing the target location), I also can confirm that you also would end up with a hole exactly that size if your a child doing that at your parents house. (Not literally. (In my case, being a scrawny bag of bones, that would be my entire torso and then some. I mean that as in a punishment as harsh as the damage like having all privileges taken for a month or something. (why did I explain all of that, I'm sure nearly everyone here is competent enough to understand that... (did I use competent right))))

Wait, thats a door... not drywall... That would take a slightly older kid fist...

These people think they are in a movie and they are the protagonist

2:52 H E C C Y E A H B O I S

The first clip is a line from the rapper Nascar Aloe from his song "Stop Pissing Me Off" or SPMO

OK, I carry a katana around, i cut a tree that was like, two ankles thick in two hits cus i never swung one before on my first swing and I went low and hit a rock. this thing is legit full tang, very sharp, kinda cost a lot online and took a long time to clear customs. this is the first time I have ever mentioned it to anyone, people have gone to my mom (we live and work at the same place, separate houses) saying they were worried that I showed up to an altercation with a sword, granted the problem was then instantly solved. I only am bringing it up now because these guys are so bad ass I felt the need to defend my honor. i am very scare

i like how nobody associates that song with king dice from cuphead anymore it's just the emkay song

SPMO! -Nascar Aloe

8:59 my dad actually did punch a hole in our wall once when he was really mad or drunk I can't remember but it was fist sized not bowling ball sized lol

i feel like a lot of these are jokes

“I’m 6’3” I can’t fit in a pocket” new favorite quote

This hurts my soul, and I love it.

I can believe this one time I jumped over an house then jumped on a horse did 5 backflips then 3 front flips I was jumping so high and so fast I ended up in space and I met the cow who jumped over the moon when I landed on the ground and I was fine but I landed in the middle of a gang so I had to fight all of the people in a 1v25 all out battle but im so strong that used my eye lashes to beat them up I knocked then out

These guys are legit still in their chuunibyou phase.

God, some of these people can't even write let alone fight

4:07 Reads like a dnd character sheet

I NEED to see two of these people fight over the internet. Comparing their "stories" and "skills," it'll be so entertaining.

0:27 Actual Americans:😐

,

Yey

The second guy is like im not scared til he gets kidnapped and gets his arms cut off then they take his heart out while hes still alive

0:00 nascar Aloe - SPMO

everyone that flexes on how strong they are, are kids

"don't make me mad kitten" Jack that you?

Joe biden wake up joe biden wake up

11:16 I did sprain an ankle before but that was on accident, its cause i was at a track in school with my friend and we were just walking until one of us jokingly pushed eachother than we kept doing it and when i pushed them again, I didnt notice a boy running the side i pushed her to. So she ended up with her crashed into the boy and then she started to cry a lil since i mean, getting walked on or runed on is pretty painful to me. I just stranded there shocked on what I just did. Then someone told the coach since we were on track. So she ended up going to the nurse and I didn't see her until two days later. She had like SO many bandages around her ankle but she acted like nothing happend, but i did ask her if she was ok and she said yes. But I still kept saying sorry. Anyways, yea thats my story of how I sprain an ankle before.

6:05 hi im japanese. katanas can be broken if used wrongly. sure, theyre strong when used properly. but an axe (if it hit the side hard enough) could probably break it. a metal bat? maybe. a machete? also maybe. but the dudes right, you dont clash swords. and the 1 draw sword something is iaijutsu

mix this with r/cringe

These idiots like the Army kid never realize that their lack of discipline and massive egos let people like myself, who actually are black belts and martial artists, know that they DEFINITELY don't have a black belt. He probably got to yellow belt in a McDojo when he was a kid and now thinks he's a deadly weapon. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Stephens green is in Dublin, and I can confirm: the psycho gangs of kids on bikes are pretty frikkin terrifying.

this subreddit is like everybody who thinks they got plot armour or smth

1:20 this dude just wanted to skip basic training lol

9:27 she looks like she has a ketchup stain on her head

random guy with a good opinion: exists "badass" person: iwill f**king trollolol the s**t out of him

3:35 we don’t claim him!

AYO MY TEACHER STARTED TALKING AND I THOUGHT THE VOICE WAS COMING FROM ROBINS BACKGROUND HELP IM SO STUPID

Istg, whenever I look back at my young self doing this kind of shit, I cringe real hard.