r/Choosingbeggars | ARE YOU SERIOUS?

  • Opublikowany 19 dni temu

    EmKay

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Human The Human
Human The Human

Me: She said this, so i invited her and gave he 28 knives as a gift. Cop: You mean TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS.

12 godzin temu
Simly
Simly

“A rocking chair that folds AWAY from the wall” what does that even mean? I tried googling that and found nothing different than normal rocking chairs

Dzień temu
Harisboi
Harisboi

Reminds me of those 5% loomian legacy offers in discord

2 dni temu
Wayne Blackwell
Wayne Blackwell

Idiot trying to lowball the car, I would come back with, 'Counter offer, just for you! Price is doubled! Wanna go for triple?'

3 dni temu
Cosmic Catalyst
Cosmic Catalyst

The anti choosing beggar was hilarious

3 dni temu
error ex
error ex

Smebulock is a gravity falls gnome

3 dni temu
Bryatt Johnson
Bryatt Johnson

she can give more or shut the hell up with your logic

4 dni temu
Poopergamer9230
Poopergamer9230

i really hope u saying beyonce like that was a joke

5 dni temu
Zuzia K
Zuzia K

No one: Literaly no one: Jack: beYoNKee

5 dni temu
Jelly YCIEYF
Jelly YCIEYF

These people are like 5’1 robbers holding a Russian man at gunpoint with a squirt gun

7 dni temu
Knife Shooter
Knife Shooter

I like how does all those voices

8 dni temu
BobTheFishy
BobTheFishy

The only time I’d ever accept payment in exposure is if it’s from Markiplier, MrBeast, or Pewdiepie

8 dni temu
leo gaming
leo gaming

who tf is bionkiiii

9 dni temu
boostsFN
boostsFN

Emkay really pronounced beyonce as BYONKEE

9 dni temu
Literally
Literally

Beyonkee

9 dni temu
Ton Ton
Ton Ton

13:10 shmebulock is from gravity falls he is one of the gnomes

9 dni temu
IJustBeVibing ‘-‘
IJustBeVibing ‘-‘

Me from Calgary when the circus is mentioned: Hey I live there

9 dni temu
Rigandigy
Rigandigy

Hello shmebulocks

10 dni temu
Lifeless Moo CHEST
Lifeless Moo CHEST

1 dollar for car ples

10 dni temu
Bethany Carter
Bethany Carter

13:10 That, my friend... was an unintentional Gravity Falls reference :)

10 dni temu
Oompa Loompa
Oompa Loompa

"Beyonkee"

10 dni temu
Vivianne MJ
Vivianne MJ

2:11 Me on Nookazon

10 dni temu
The Black Boy
The Black Boy

5:57 No no u said it in a fudge anoyying way ommgg I can't ahh I'm omg I wanna scream but it's midnight Idk how explain what I'm feeling but ahh

10 dni temu
Kc Dia
Kc Dia

Haha. Schmebulock (or smth). From Gravity Falls. That's what you said at the end, good sir

10 dni temu
HaHa! Funny!
HaHa! Funny!

“Shmebulucks”

10 dni temu
Herly Hatlem Nielsen
Herly Hatlem Nielsen

No one: Not a single soul: Emkay: Beyonkee..

10 dni temu
Kimsey Kittycat
Kimsey Kittycat

Love the episodes with Jack 😍

10 dni temu
Kenny XD
Kenny XD

Mr beast: you'll take my entire stock.

10 dni temu
Skain
Skain

Wait what do you mean $25 for a pizza

11 dni temu
roxanne hartrich
roxanne hartrich

7:38 19 seconds to be exact.

11 dni temu
Adveroy
Adveroy

"Beyonkee" I was dying

11 dni temu
monka S
monka S

Imagine these people in the soviet union

11 dni temu
Obi-Two
Obi-Two

I feel like 4:39 fits more on r/QuitYour Bullsh*t

11 dni temu
Luke Williams
Luke Williams

I wondered why the heck that person’s Aunt was making them pay rent. Until I read on...

11 dni temu
Joseph Mallion
Joseph Mallion

Shmebulum the mokepon

12 dni temu
Keanu Daniels
Keanu Daniels

Schmebulock is the gnome from Gravity Falls

12 dni temu
Champiggy -sama
Champiggy -sama

1:58 I think in the end, he still bought the i Onlyfans

12 dni temu
The Poetic Minecart
The Poetic Minecart

"Alright you little schmevulocks!" 🤣 I'm dying

12 dni temu
hisoka addict
hisoka addict

yes beyinkee is my favorite!

12 dni temu
bokuto san
bokuto san

peter asked for a piano on my birthday...

12 dni temu
Asher Heywood Peters
Asher Heywood Peters

12:11 *grunt*

12 dni temu
Asher Heywood Peters
Asher Heywood Peters

7:18 he's offering 950 at 9:50 PM

12 dni temu
Like the Name
Like the Name

Smebulock

12 dni temu
Lemonay
Lemonay

Am I the only one who noticed that at 7:05 the beggar messaged the seller at 9:50, and their offer was 950$. Coincidence?

12 dni temu
Dylan Lakey
Dylan Lakey

I swear, this man said beyonké instead of beyonSAY. 0:33 , gotta hate it. i guess he really is a "annoying piece of shi" as he said he was in the first few seconds.

12 dni temu
Julia Mical
Julia Mical

I just watched a video in reverse, and now I cant understand a thing.

12 dni temu
Cassie Rose
Cassie Rose

when he said 'schmebulocks' i was like *GRAVITY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLSSSS*

13 dni temu
YouThought
YouThought

6:04 okay Hisoka didn’t know you read reddit posts

13 dni temu
Gungunsans .M
Gungunsans .M

🅿🅾🅾🅿🅸

13 dni temu
Annamations idk
Annamations idk

The only bad part about this was Jack not knowing what/who Schmebulock is.

13 dni temu
Jay Tater
Jay Tater

Awesome

13 dni temu
Sophie reed
Sophie reed

9:22 beUtiful singing sir 👏👏👏 I approve

13 dni temu
99FiatMultipla
99FiatMultipla

“can i have a car for $1 dollar?” **gives hotwheels car**

13 dni temu
Xalasor
Xalasor

6:39 YO I LIVE NEAR THAT MALL

13 dni temu
Biohazard Gaming
Biohazard Gaming

Shmebulock is from gravity falls

13 dni temu
Nathan McDaniel
Nathan McDaniel

WHY do people HATE pitbulls so much all they are is literally furry babies

13 dni temu
mia
mia

Yes

14 dni temu
ゆい714
ゆい714

Just remember, if you ever see a choosing beggar IRL then it's your duty to punch them in the face. Physical violence is the solution for some people.

14 dni temu
Blxfroxt
Blxfroxt

Hey Jack, long time no see!

14 dni temu
Scott Meager
Scott Meager

Can you guys give me likes for this comment? Ya know, just cos...

14 dni temu
Koko Live
Koko Live

The first post: Exists Me looking at my editor who I pay a dollar per video: o-O Him: hey I’m letting you pay me a dollar don’t you dare do shit Me: tries to add 50 ¢ to the payment Him: *REFUNDED*

14 dni temu
Kahlil
Kahlil

Mmmm yes *BEYONKEE*

14 dni temu
Rod Lester Felipe
Rod Lester Felipe

r/woosh Beyoungkii?

14 dni temu
CageyBee
CageyBee

1:20 it;s not the amount, it's the source. money earned from wealthy families or from owning shit is generally not considered money you earned through your own work while money you make as a worker is. of course, obscene wealth as an honest worker is really not possible unless you have an extremely technical job or a very dangerous one, and even then people will still buy in large say you earn that money. with business owners, family oligarchs, etc. there is much less respect to go around for "their" money and how they "earned" it.

14 dni temu
Truly Flawed
Truly Flawed

what I've learned is that when somebody starts swearing in an argument you've already won because they lost their temper

14 dni temu
Team Muscle Cars
Team Muscle Cars

Jiffy lube is a mechanic shop in the US. They are big Inn my oil related stuff is where the name come froms never realized how funny it is til now tho 😂

14 dni temu
Not really naturent
Not really naturent

AY HE HAS 1B SUBS

14 dni temu
Radoe
Radoe

First vid I've seen and you remind me so much of The Click its awesome

14 dni temu
AnDriuGames
AnDriuGames

4:19 You sound a lot like the Postal dude

14 dni temu
JuZockt
JuZockt

okay everyone, let's say it together: Christmas is not a reason to discount!

14 dni temu
Dreamt0wn FNAF
Dreamt0wn FNAF

I didn’t read the first text in the thumbnail and I just went “ 👁👄👁 w h a t “

14 dni temu
Mark Mike
Mark Mike

Shmebulok is from gravity falls

14 dni temu
Trice Mcmichael
Trice Mcmichael

*in gruff voice* Shmebulock

14 dni temu
Veronica Williamson
Veronica Williamson

The Government is the richest person in the world

14 dni temu
Mjango
Mjango

11:02 its not a sword its more like a god dammit trident

14 dni temu
Nowen Really
Nowen Really

13:10 Someone watched Gravity Falls

14 dni temu
MTF Tau-5
MTF Tau-5

13:14 My mans has been watching too much Gravity Falls conspiracy videos.

14 dni temu
Just_ Sammy
Just_ Sammy

Sounds like Sebastian's voice from Black Butler.

14 dni temu
Amphibian
Amphibian

0:34 did he seriously just say BeyonKEY

14 dni temu
UnItY
UnItY

Ur voice is so uncomfortable

14 dni temu
Person
Person

1:46 “Jiffy Lube Girl”

14 dni temu
Lara Brooks
Lara Brooks

10:55 "How dare you use my own spells against me, Potter"

15 dni temu
Qayla The Queen
Qayla The Queen

Im dead

42 minut temu
imposter
imposter

YEET

15 dni temu
gamemees !
gamemees !

AAAA WHAT AMOGUS

14 dni temu
Amgad Elkhatib
Amgad Elkhatib

landlords literally get paid from their tenants lol

15 dni temu
Woaky
Woaky

mkay

15 dni temu
MartinZ and HomieS :/
MartinZ and HomieS :/

Oh beyonke

15 dni temu
Blazing Productions
Blazing Productions

6:18 its always amazing when people piss an ass like that with more than just logic

15 dni temu
Diether Claeys
Diether Claeys

*beyonke* 0:34

15 dni temu
asht0n
asht0n

Ah yes, my favorite music superstar, *Bee yon key.*

15 dni temu
SassberrySnap
SassberrySnap

Jack not knowing that Jiffy Lube isn't sexual, it's a store for something I forgot what but like-

15 dni temu
Sno_Kid
Sno_Kid

Every choosing beggar ever: *Ah yes, I should totally be able to buy the entire universe for free*

15 dni temu
William Wang
William Wang

just look at all the one star reviews for the henry stickmin collection

15 dni temu
Justizz
Justizz

"Beyonkey" (◕ᴗ◕✿)

15 dni temu
Azrael Kidd
Azrael Kidd

Hell, I'd pay £5 for a thousand word thing. That's already cheap enough.

15 dni temu
MisterJer
MisterJer

Music superstar “BIYONKEY”

15 dni temu
r3d firx
r3d firx

7:04 i wonder if he came up with 950$ because it was 9:50pm

15 dni temu
Brooks Germany
Brooks Germany

Would starve to death if something for £25 was lowered to £3

15 dni temu
Brad Soup
Brad Soup

Ummm mk you said something on the first two but in actuality if you have have an arse to see with you’d know rich people dont earn the money and when they spend £20k on fucking shoes to show off take that into account before macking them look a star

15 dni temu
Zane Allen
Zane Allen

I’m third grade I begged a guy with a skateboard to take my dollar and do a kick flip.

15 dni temu
Tiago
Tiago

*Beyionky*

15 dni temu

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