Man Odds1Out is gonna hate this

This sub is literally just failed shitposts

One day I was walking my jet ski down the sidewalk and asked myself "self how many pancakes does it take to cover the roof of a dog how the answer is purple because ice cream has no bones but that made me think as earlier I saw a post saying how many pancakes does it take to cover the roof of a house and the answer is purple because aliens don't wear hats and that confused me because it takes the same number to cover the roof of a doghouse and a house that answer being purple but for completely different reasons" - from my father when he was high as a young adult-

No I didn't make this up its a real thing that he came up with while high and he still remembers it and can recite it by heart and I don't know what caused him to make this other than he was high and I find it funny because my family isn't normal and we love hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and always tell each other not to forget your towel and I am actually medically crazy so it's not the craziest thing I hear we use quotes from just about anything like the quote from a bad translation "I think the lemon he farted" I have a picture of that translation on my phone it's just how my family is

7:18 this is nux taku he is actually funny

Watermelon🥔

6:21 AYO HOMIE THAT'S MIO OKAMI NOT SOME RANDOM ANIME GIRL PLEASE, she's a content creator on Youtube

We will have to do a little More night of the most recent version of the app and it's not a little More might have to do it in person

more like R/IAmReallyCringy

i was almost stopping watching this video because its given me physical pain but then David said to stick around because he cant do this alone. i got u bro

Okay. Quick question: Why the f are so many people octopi?!?!?! (Yes this is serious.) Like, Tamaki is an octopus, and so is Denki, so is Mezo. I`m so confused!!! Edit: Also, yes.

Hate me if you want but i actually thought some of these were funny. But ive had to get used to it bc a lot of my friends are really random -_-

6:45 that’s a C5/C6 not an E5/E6

I thought lexi trans gendered his voice in the begging

Im not random im just stupid.

"In the future, humour will be randomly generated" -Larry the Potato

God I can't believe I used to have this random humor. I was the potato kid and I'm so glad I'm pasted that.

Xd and potatoes

wow that was random

SUM OF THESE R FUNNY

The answer to everything is always potatoes

7:20 I hate the fact that I know this youtuber

Seriously, what is the deal with all the potatoes? It's like they all played Portal 2, lol'd @ POTaTOS and just ran wild with it, completely missing that the joke was about science projects, not common Ireland-crippling vegetables.

I now have brain damage

incon- what?

There will always be a limit to what's funny and what isn't, but hating things that are random doesn't make someone cool. Random sometimes equals funny, but not always

The thing that confuses me the most is that there are 3.1k comments yet only a few of the ones I've seen have likes when usually in other comments there are at least over 15 likes for most comments

hey, potatoes does have a small bit of meaning. Space Engineers, and the little AI that could, named potatoes. Also, here, have a proper random thing. 1+1=4, yes it actually does, because this is a word problem without the words. 1 pair of shoes + 1 pair of shoes = 4 shoes.

theses memes gave me so much second hand embarrasment

To be fair, I feel like there are certain contexts to some

A couple of these made me chuckle.

First time here and I regret ALL my life decisions. So few Rn VA el la do me to ya em he so or I be to ya Rn he to ya to me up is em he do ow Th has been the last one I wanna is the last time y’all saw the red light brown blue yellow yellow purple blue red yellow yellow red blue red red yellow blue blue yellow blue purple yellow yellow red blue yellow yellow blue yellow purple yellow blue yellow red yellow yellow blue red yellow blue blue yellow 7)/(/7:)/(7/9-)$-@-@:’ do HD fm HD fm HD hi he fm ha fm G’s ha to ya fm ha fm G’s go G’s hi is up he go Comment if you had a stroke reading this

Image all this but 10x more random... You have my dreams.

This make me feel better about my jokes

Commenting on other people's sense of humour with straight insults is literally all I want to watch for the rest of my life

You wanna know what the most random thing I ever did? It was back in highschool on the bus to school. I was eating dry cereal in a plastic bag using a fork... But it wasn't to be funny....it was out of desperation...

10:16 I didn't expect to hear a crazy beautiful vocal run on a reddit reading video but I'm so glad I did.

But... potatoes are good tho

Atoms do not touch, we are made of atoms, so we never touch anything. So no officer, I didn't drop kick that kindergartener

I lost Braincells watching this

Potato potato potato potato potato watermelon potato potato potato potato

on a scale of 13 to 27, how for?

POG EZPZ BE HERE

This was so hard to watch I feel so hecking sorry for David having to read these all out loud possibly multiple times to get the right take you did an awesome job keep it up 👍🏻☺️

Pee OMG HAHAHA IM SO RANDOM

Why is it always watermelons?

Unlike them I know I suck in comedy so I strife to be as unfunny as possible also potato we will potato stop

When the potato: **aerodynamics of an MA35 assault rifle from halo: combat evolved**

Nfojdiajdb im gay th

These can also be r/I hadsatroke

Want to see something random? something random

Yeah, random is never funny. That's why family guy never took off

ohh nooooo Nuuuuuux xD

Tbh I'm autistic and this is the kinda shit that peeves me the most. How am I supposed to respond to this? By silently blocking you. That's how.

3:40 honestly "The world's best barber can't have the best haircut" doesn't make much sense to me. If they are that good of a barber they are probably skilled enough to cut their own hair efficiently.

1:14 That was not an equal sign that was an approximate sign so he agrees that random does not equal funny

Ok the “the best barber can never have children” isn’t bad if you imagine it’s the result of a strange game of telephone

I say potatoes because potatoes is funny Patata

Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone says “potato”

Sometimes I like cringe comments to enable them and make sure I have something to cringe at in the future.

Welcome to an episode of "What are the Gen Zers laughing at these days"

Woosh me

Potato

Whotp do when i eat a potatoes are yummy?

Potato 🥔!

The people aleady subbed to ezpz: wait wait I seen this one before! The people who are not:what do you mean its brand new

Why did my other comment poop on a exploding/landing nuke? Now it's pissing on my grandma now it turned into a potato

I just like to do the keyboard smash cuz I’m bad at expressing myself through text?? People seem to hate it but it’s a habit ;;

I used to believe in random=funny. I am no longer 5 years old

7:20 keep ye filthy hands off Lord Nux

I didnt even understand that I'm in emkay's channel I just thought I entered an ez pz vid like always

potatoes :>

Ok a new host EzPz

Wow my favorite ezpz narrator on my favorite reddit narration channel

Worst sub ever 😬😬

when you chicken

This killed me inside. I don't think I will watch r/iamveryrandom just cause it was all basically *POTATO LOL*

How to make the video of the guy who was the first time I have ever seen a new one and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get a ride to the airport on the way home from work and I have to go to the store Potato

Are you sure Random doesn't = funny? Cause I was laughing really hard That's like saying Loud doesn't = funny

14:25 I am not a potato! Potatoes are for food! I'm beautiful and so are all of you!

I JUST REALLY LIKE POTATOES! I'M SORRY!

6:04 When you're a Gacha kid who's just trying to make people happy with adorable characters: 😢

On a scale from 1 to 10 my favorite color of the alphabet is triangle

*The crossover everyone wanted*

WEED EATER

pOtATo

EmKay has approximately 2.33 million toaster pastries wrapped in swiss cheese. Sorry.

I just spent 16 minutes of my life cringing at these "jokes"

I am getting more and more annoying each time

Oblivion dialogue:

24 is a diagram of how many, plush animals are based on the account that transpires in a microchip that is inside 🅱 E A N of time which existed at the beginning of t I m who was a shark who ate potatoes odd isn't it why t I m be Like why must I live and wants my purpose in life why do I make so many mistakes, I'm a failure to my love ones who gave me life only to fail them, why can't I do something right why do they have to yell why must they yell at them when it's my fault who gave me the right to live do they even love me do they hate me warmth is something I shouldn't have I should die I should die I should die

am I..... pereganagant?????

I'm offended by the gacha profile thing why does everyone hate the gacha comm- also my community: haters, toxic ppl, heat, lgbtq sexualization, racial injustice

​@countryhumans korra Hey, your partner can't just tell you what to do! I know our community is toxic right now, and it's fine if you don't want to.. but we need more people to restart from a blank page!

Copying eachother(the hated child become *insert thing*), the p*dophila in gacha stories, the faeting kink thing whatever pls my partner wlnt let me make gacha videos cus tje community

Beacon now laugh

7:22 Legit answer: Nux Taku is awesome and he deserves naught but r e s p e c t

✨👁👄👁💅✨

A lot of these look like someone tried (and failed) to make Mad Libs by themselves.

Can we just take a moment and see how good his singing voice is?

...So basically the “uwu I wuv cookyz and potatoez” 2018 Gacha girls?

i thought you said cockyz

This is literally 40% of the gacha community. The rest- 50% gacha heat 10% good creators

The

Wrong! The correct answer is: The